I came back to my room with my pants around my...
Can I just never drink again?
I'm scared to ever drink again.
Omg. Someone let me sleep in the commons and the caf and someone brought me home and apparently I showered and I just don’t even know. Ugh.
me: I’m so ugly omg I have no talents or friends I hate myself I’m gonna die in a cardboard box one day
me: back the fuck up bitch I’m the queen roll out the red carpet for me I’m the best person ever later peasants
First Cheer Practice went awesome:
Captain status is officially kicked in. I’m gonna love this.
buttpregnant: on facebook people purposely add bad pictures of you to embarrass you, but on tumblr we do it ourselves in hopes to get famous
the-laughing-cactus: yourmomsmoustache: homestuckhipster: buttcrackss: people who stop talking to their friends when they get a boyfriend/girlfriend people who have boyfriends/girlfriends people raisins
tsunderlock: wentzporta: why the fuck are bras so expensive they’re just bOOB HOLDERS i mean hell i’ll do that for free