grotle: if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out
mojosodope178: gabbyroars: sourapplemango: kaziisamazing: girlfights: That was the whitest fight and whitest school I’ve ever seen AND THERES THAT ONE PERSON NOT EVEN TWO FEET AWAY FROM THE FIGHT JUST CASUALLY PUTTING HER STUFF IN HER LOCKER AND WHEN SHE SEES THE FIGHT SHES ALL LIKE “OH COOL WHATEVER” AND WALKS OFF AS IF NOTHING WAS HAPPENING Hilarious! I wouldn’t even suspend them,...
courage-faith-and-hope: master-of-thehouse: desiredpai-n: adicatdreaming: skinwalkeralice: azkabanescapee: carbonated-milk: hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this Holy shit I’m trying not to cry. oh my gosh, seriously this made me nearly cry thank you thank you thank you o m f g This is the best thing ever This is my new favourite website!
tupacabra: “…and that’s my presentation.”
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
jaclcfrost: i’m l aughing so hard because?????? ?????????
scribblenauts: when people say that they read a book before it became popular by becoming a movie
ludacrisp: WHEN TEACHERS FORGET TO CHECK THE HOMEWORK YOU DIDN’T DO
“high school will be the best four years of your life” “college is so much better”
insomniaccity: (anything) feat. Pitbull
nostalgic-heaven: “but your opinion was different a month ago” oh my god, you’re absolutely right learning, growing and changing the way you think is completely unnaceptable i’m sorry for not being an immutable cunt
It’s so hard to believe I’ve spent the last two years partying all the time and that this time last year I was living on my own in Philly partying even harder. Like, I’ve become this completely different person since high school and I never dreamed this is who I’d be.
marc-jcubs: versacebitch: maclonna: an accurate portrayal of beyonce fans an accurate portrayal of madonna fans an accurate portrayal of lady gaga fans
rneerkat: rneerkat: how do you steal a coat? you jacket
gay guy: *cough*
white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
beerito: “you are so shallow!!” the kids pool doesnt respond
comedy-jesus: solluxpooping: boodlicious: Imagine in like 1000 years when we populate other planets it will be like “Omg I met this really awesome girl on the internet but she lives on Neptune” planet zoned
meladoodle: *throws coins at strippers really hard*
theteenpauladeen: chickenmcnope: rnackenzie: i wanna make a giant pizza and live inside of it A Pizza Hut they kick you out once they realize you’re not paying for anything
mianaya: grubbsgrady: therealhamster: 2004 was 17 years ago 2004 was only 9 years ago math